January 2012
18 posts
Jan 27th
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More therapy please!
“The muscles in my back were tighter than Dick’s hat band.” Part of an email from my mother. I’ve never heard this before. I sure do not want to Google it.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Happy Birthday Jack!
#redcloud
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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The only saving grace of this day is that I found...
Jan 23rd
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If I black out my tumblr how will anyone know it's...
I’m sure this joke has already been made. My personal assistant who reads the Internet for is on vacation.
Jan 18th
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Dear Mother Nature
Pick a season. Pick ONE. Try it on for more than 36 Hours at a time. Love, My Sinuses
Jan 17th
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Missing e {browser extension for tumblr}: Version... →
missing-e: Thanks to a mistake I made late Thursday night when I uploaded a new version of Missing e, some users had a problem with the Safe Dash feature becoming activated for photo posts, despite not having turned it on. Thanks to some quick messages from your fellow users, I was able to find and fix… It’s clear why tumblr wants to shut missing e down. He listens to users. He...
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jim Harbaugh of the #49ers is the Bobby Hurley of...
Jan 14th
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Siri
I don’t think my Siri is a morning person. Either that or she doesn’t like to do math before 7 a.m.
Jan 12th
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USA.gov: Nominate Movies for the National Film... →
usagov: The Library of Congress is seeking nominations for the 2012 National Film Registry. Under the National Film Preservation Act, the Librarian of Congress names 25 films to the National Film Registry every year. In order for a film to be eligible, it must be at least 10 years old and be culturally,…
Jan 11th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Things I've learned so far in 2011.
There is a musical group (or one dude, not sure) called LMFAO. Nicki Minaj is British. She can also sing. Which is rare, for a rapper (IMHO). Dick Clark looked better this year than in the past few years. Although, I still cringed when I saw him last night. Someone thought it would be a good idea for Fergie to wear a cleavage hider (cami secret) that matched her skin tone. I don’t think...
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
13 posts
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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“SAY WHAT? “Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is...”
– Welcome to Doonesbury
Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Any suggestions for an iPhone tumblr app?
The one in the app store seems poorly rated. The google didn’t seem to have anything overwhelmingly good. Thanks.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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The Santa hat you put on your outdoor, Halloween...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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I sure could go for a snow day tomorrow.
One inch won’t do the trick.
Dec 8th
Dec 2nd
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November 2011
34 posts
"He has ball skills that can't be taught.'
Color commentary during a college football game.
Nov 25th
Nov 23rd
If anyone needs to be convinced Congress is...
The needed a Super Committee to work on financial issues. That committee failed. Not a regular committee. A Super Committee. Also, pizza as a vegetable? I love me some pizza. I just had two slices from 7-Eleven for breakfast. But, AYFKMWTS?
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
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Well that was embarrassing
And disturbing… Asking out a woman I thought was maybe 30. She seemed poised, manages (I think; maybe she’s just a supervisor) a national chain sit down restaurant, and she said no because she was too young. I thought she was just being polite because I’m old, fat, and ugly. Then it got really depressing when I asked how old. At least she was 18. Sadly, she was only...
Nov 20th
A Job I Would Not Want
The caterer for a Martha Stewart show/speech. FYI: Martha Stewart Live Tonight at DAR’s Constitution Hall.
Nov 17th
Nov 16th
Is it too late to complain about how early it is...
Nov 16th
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Dear ESPN ScoreCenter App for Android
Why do you insist on showing me last Sunday’s NFL scores first. If I wanted to scroll through last week’s scores before seeing this week’s scores, I would read last Monday’s newspaper.
Nov 13th
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Bill O’Reilly’s ‘Lincoln’ book banned from Ford’s... →
Nov 13th
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Nov 12th
Fuck! The first email I read today is one where someone complains/insults me. This in response to me accepting his apology for being a dick when I was trying to do something nice for him.  If I reply with the same insult it will make the situation worse. He’s been a really great friend the past 8 months letting me live with his family. There’s no way I can say anything. I sure do...
Nov 12th
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 10th
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Dear Team Leader who doesn't surpervise me or my...
So sorry to make you upset. Really, from the bottom of my heart. See, I had previously discussed that issue with the director of the entire department. So, I felt it natural for me, a relatively new employee, to discuss with her why her decision had changed after you talked to her. I like to learn as much as I can about my job and the proceedures that go with my duties. I wondered if I had...
Nov 9th
Truthful Tuesday
How in the Hell is it only Tuesday?  It seems like a week or two has passed since Sunday night.
Nov 9th
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Nov 8th
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I just started a random opponent game on Word...
My opponent’s username: ItalStallion. I wonder if he’s from Jersey? AMassofHumanity on Words With Friends and Word Feud if you’re interested. p.s. Huh, Mister Stallion resigned without making a move. Sounds like my love life. Or my lack of one.
Nov 8th
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