February 9, 2010
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Moving my posterior over to posterous. My Posterior

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February 8, 2010

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

February 7, 2010
"Draining My External Fuel Tank"

February 6, 2010
No you had a dream about an unrequited love because you broke your vow of not checking her Facebook page after only three weeks and now you're pissed because you don't really care because you know she would not have been good for you because she can't communicate basic information or feelings yet you still wish she weren't dating someone else and you wonder WTF is wrong with you and why do you get hung up on the ones that can't express themselves as if they were the guy in a relationship and why you can't pick someone who isn't worried about anyone else knowing you might be attracted to you and now you're being all emo and shit and posting on Tumblr.

So, get it over it and bring me some pancakes with bacon and eggs. Oh, and don’t go posting anymore personal stuff for the world to see.

February 5, 2010

“Turning Japanese”

February 2, 2010
Lazy Tumblr

I watched the first two, maybe three seasons of Lost. I lost interest for the usual reasons I get bored with a lot of TV dramas: minor variations on the same limited plot lines.

So, if I watch the final season will I be completely, um, er…lost? Have any of the unknowns of the first couple of seasons been answered (e.g. what’s the deal with the polar bear, the black cloud, the numbers)?

I’m serious about this question, I’m not being snarky about the show. I lose interest in a lot of shows. If this is too difficult of a question to answer in the limited space, please tell me to take a long walk off a short pier. Thanks.

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