joselynhughes:

I don’t know who calls this phone, but goddammit if I’m not going to devote the next ten to twelve years of my life to figuring it out

joselynhughes:

I don’t know who calls this phone, but goddammit if I’m not going to devote the next ten to twelve years of my life to figuring it out

theweekmagazine:

This may be the happiest mug shot of all time

Happiest. No. It looks like he’s just received surprise butt sex.

theweekmagazine:

This may be the happiest mug shot of all time

Happiest.

No.

It looks like he’s just received surprise butt sex.

cityoflondonlibraries:

The Virtue and Use of Coffee with regard to the Plague and other Infectious Distempers. 
Bradley said he could give up anytime he wanted, didn’t even like the taste. Then wrote this whole text in ten minutes after downing twelve cups before passing out in Mrs. Miggins’ pie shop. True Story.
Note: Our legal team (Bob) would like me to make clear this is not a true story.

Bob is wrong.

cityoflondonlibraries:

The Virtue and Use of Coffee with regard to the Plague and other Infectious Distempers

Bradley said he could give up anytime he wanted, didn’t even like the taste. Then wrote this whole text in ten minutes after downing twelve cups before passing out in Mrs. Miggins’ pie shop. True Story.

Note: Our legal team (Bob) would like me to make clear this is not a true story.

Bob is wrong.

(via smithsonianlibraries)

OH: why does Garfield hate Monday. He’s a cat. He’s a cat. He’s not even on the clock.

A Praying Mantis for your Sunday.

lbjlibrary:

Sept. 28, 1967. 1:15 PM. LBJ and Lady Bird head to Texas, with Yuki leading the way!
LBJ Library photo #A4872-6, public domain. 

Well, what do you know. Yet another example of a president not saluting as he passes the Marine guarding the helicopter. Uh, and gasp, this president is holding a hat and a dog when he walks by. Oh, the horror. 
To make it even better, federal tumblr sites are posting this. God Bless the Internet and TodaysDocument.

lbjlibrary:

Sept. 28, 1967. 1:15 PM. LBJ and Lady Bird head to Texas, with Yuki leading the way!

LBJ Library photo #A4872-6, public domain. 

Well, what do you know. Yet another example of a president not saluting as he passes the Marine guarding the helicopter. Uh, and gasp, this president is holding a hat and a dog when he walks by. Oh, the horror.

To make it even better, federal tumblr sites are posting this. God Bless the Internet and TodaysDocument.

(via todaysdocument)

fatbodypolitics:

omg. This has changed my life.


It must be a fried egg weekend on 
tumblr.

fatbodypolitics:

omg. This has changed my life.

It must be a fried egg weekend on tumblr.

(via ohhelloholly)

glitterphilosophy:

Discovered that Siri can shazam. But we still need to work on her confidence.

glitterphilosophy:

Discovered that Siri can shazam. But we still need to work on her confidence.

Since I’m up…

I thought I would check Adult Friend Finder.

It seems they have a problem with geography. South Carolina is no where near where I live. So, when they say they have matches near me, apparently  they mean in North America.

Money is scarce, so upgraded from free to gold membership probably isn’t an option now. Besides, if I find someone nearby, there’s a better than average chance I would have to leave the house.