Dear New Neighbor

I am giving you the benefit of the doubt that you have not been informed as to the thinness of the walls and ceilings of your new building.

If I did not give you this benefit then I would conclude you are a self absorbed prick.

Please know that I am envious of anyone’s ability to play a musical instrument.

I feel confident your 8 a.m. practice session this morning is the first time a neighbor’s flute playing disturbed me.

However, the next time you practice the flute at a delicate hour you better play some Jethro Tull or you and I will have a little discussion.

Sincerely,
Shuffling Madness